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Does Melania Trump Get Her Makeup Professionally Done Each Day

Melania Trump is depleted. Spent! Knackered! (At to the lowest degree, that'southward what we're envisioning.)

At the Republican National Convention this calendar week, she's had to brand a million tiny semi-spheres with her palms because she has heard that is how royal people moving ridge hello. She has had to stand in front of many, many people and recite words, which it turns out she didn't write. Now some people seem sad. Pitiful! She blames the media.

Now that the RNC is finally over, she will (probably) get dorsum to her normal routine. But how does Melania Trump relax? What does she like to do? What are her favorite essential oils?

Nosotros needed to know! And since Melania wasn't free to conversation, nosotros consulted Melania-whisperer Laura Benanti to find out. Benanti is an expert, proving her skill on The Late Show on Tuesday. She has perfected her squint, her pout, her stilted teleprompter delivery. We knew she'd take the skinny. Herewith, Benanti imagines an unabridged day spent in Melania'southward fur-lined, girls' size 4 slippers. Spoiler alert: It'south decadent...and exhausting.

Morning

She wakes up in a white silk robe, full makeup, and styled hair.

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Someone brings her chilled, cut-up melon in a crystal bowl, which she eats with a literal silver spoon.

Then someone brings her a fluffy canis familiaris to pet, but she doesn't hold it. They concord it. She only pets it. Then they take it away. Information technology'south a different dog every solar day, but they're always fluffy and they're always small.

Afternoon

After that, someone carries her downstairs to a Pilates lesson. They gently put her down. She'southward changed out of her robe at this point into some sort of a silk workout state of affairs. It'south not spandex. She does Pilates for two and a half hours. Everything she does is very leisurely. She'southward never broken a sweat.

Someone carries her dorsum upstairs. She takes a bathroom for nearly an hr—a leisurely bathroom full of rose petals and lavender. So someone comes to redo her pilus and makeup.

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So, shopping: A team of people brings items to her. She barely looks at any of it. She just points. She glances for a second and points at the items she wants. When she's done, they put them in a case. She never uses them. She only likes to know they're in that location.

Donald comes in. They take their xx-infinitesimal-a-solar day interaction.

She takes a nap.

Evening

Someone, a new person, brings her her child for v to eight minutes. She sees him. He's been riding horses all day.

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Now she's wearied. She's really exhausted. She doesn't eat dinner. I hateful, come on. No, no, no. She has four blueberries.

Nighttime

She puts on her white silk robe and goes back to bed, sitting up. She sleeps sitting up. She has a total body pillow that she just leans on. Information technology's stuffed with the elephants and the leopards that Trump'due south sons have killed for her. They honey her.

Mattie Kahn is a writer who lives in New York.

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Source: https://www.elle.com/culture/career-politics/a38016/lauren-benanti-imagines-melania-trump-daily-routine/

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